Bags

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Sagittarius in your circle says, "SAGITTARIUS WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: In big glowing red letters arranged in a block format, this says, TODAY MARS TOMORROW URANUS

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Virgo in your circle says, "VIRGO WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: In white letters on a black background, arranged in a block format, this empowering bible verse is from the book of Proverbs, in chapter 18, verse 21: DEATH AND LIFE ARE IN THE POWER OF THE TONGUE.

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Libra in your circle says, "LIBRA WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: In big letters arranged in a block format, this says, TODAY MARS TOMORROW URANUS

Description: In white letters on a black background, arranged in a block format, this empowering bible verse in Spanish, is from the book of Numbers, in chapter 6, verse 24: THE LORD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU.

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Aquarius in your circle says, "AQUARIUS WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Pisces in your circle says, "PISCES WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Aries in your circle says, "ARIES WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Taurus in your circle says, "TAURUS WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Gemini in your circle says, "GEMINI WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Gemini in your circle says, "GEMINI WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Leo in your circle says, "LEO WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: With a hand-drawn red coffee cup full of steaming coffee, the red and coffe-colored typography says, "WILL WORK FOR COFFEE."

Description: In a Geometric block, this funny gag typography design for the Capricorn in your circle says, "CAPRICORN WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ZODIAC."

Description: Here is a cartoon-rendered pattern of a cheeseburger and pair of dice, kind of a spoof or misunderstood lyric from a famous tune by a songwriter whose name I am not allowed to say.

Description: This is not a quote, but we can imagine MLK looking down from Heaven with great Christ-like compassion and imploring us, despite all of our tribulations, to keep his dream alive. He is artistically rendered on a circle of Heavenly gold glitter, looking as though he is in a deep thought, with red letters that say, 'KEEP MY DREAM ALIVE."

Description: In response to not just the government of California, but of every state that is trying to destroy the economy and take away your livelihoods, I say to churches, synogogues, restaurants and other businesses #juststayopen just stay open. Thank you to Peggy Hall for inspring us all! Just Stay Open is in the colors of the American Flag, with glowing text.

Description: Here's a funny, cute gag gift for the barstool sports lover in your life In glowing yellow and white letters, it says: "BEER PONG CHAMPION - WHAT'S YOUR PUPERSOWER?"

Description: REOPENAMERICA with American Flag Stars and Stripes typography design

Description: Here is funny sarcastic response to the "right," in light of the December 14th 2020 electoral college results.

Description: REOPENAMERICA with American Flag Stars and Stripes typography design, on two lines.

Description: In response to not just the government of California, but of every state that is trying to destroy the economy and take away your livelihood, I say to churches, synogogues, restaurants and other businesses #juststayopen just stay open. Thank you to Peggy Hall for inspring us all!

Description: In response to not just the government of California, but of every state that is trying to destroy the economy and take away your livelihood, I say to churches, synogogues, restaurants and other businesses #juststayopen just stay open. Thank you to Peggy Hall for inspring us all!

Description: In response to not just the government of California, but of every state that is trying to destroy the economy and take away your livelihoods, I say to churches, synogogues, restaurants and other businesses #juststayopen just stay open. Thank you to Peggy Hall for inspring us all! Just Stay Open is in the colors of the American Flag.

Description: Here is the classic Jewish blessing, with Biblical Hebrew letters: Marpay, curative, a medicine, or a cure; deliverance, or placidity, remedy, sound, wholesome, yielding. Rendered as blue letters with white border, in an oil painting style.

Description: Here's a funny 2021 New Years resolution quote: "I resolve to stop making promises I can't keep."

Description: Here is the classic Jewish blessing, with Biblical Hebrew letters: Hallelujah

Description: Great gift for mathematicians! “Mathematics is the language in which God has written the Universe.” ― Galileo Galilei

Description: Timeless warning by one of the founding fathers: I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.~ James Madison

Description: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. ~George Carlin

Description: There is some controversy over who actually said it. Was it a Mark Twain quote? Was it a Benjamin Disraeli quote? It matters not, as it is a relevant pearl of wisdom that is a timely as it ever has been: "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies and statistics." Typography is yellow and red, arranged in the shape of the all seeing eye.

Description: Displaying a child behind bars, this shirt sarcastically says, "Making America Great Again."

Description: In a 2008 open letter to the Obama campaign, Mike Montagne wrote, "The one thing that inevitably drives all prices upward is interest." He proved it forty years prior, using second grade math. So if you are wondering why the cost of food, fuel, housing, education and everything else is always going up, it's because interest multiplies debt.

Description: With the government preparing to make some UFO disclosures, it's a good time time recall George Carlin's famous quote: "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." Spiral text around a cartoon rendered Earth.