Description: In response to not just the government of California, but of every state that is trying to destroy the economy and take away your livelihoods, I say to churches, synogogues, restaurants and other businesses #juststayopen just stay open. Thank you to Peggy Hall for inspring us all! Just Stay Open is in the colors of the American Flag, with glowing text.
Description: Here's a funny, cute gag gift for the barstool sports lover in your life In glowing yellow and white letters, it says: "BEER PONG CHAMPION - WHAT'S YOUR PUPERSOWER?"
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Description: Here is funny sarcastic response to the "right," in light of the December 14th 2020 electoral college results.
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Description: In response to not just the government of California, but of every state that is trying to destroy the economy and take away your livelihood, I say to churches, synogogues, restaurants and other businesses #juststayopen just stay open. Thank you to Peggy Hall for inspring us all!
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Description: In response to not just the government of California, but of every state that is trying to destroy the economy and take away your livelihood, I say to churches, synogogues, restaurants and other businesses #juststayopen just stay open. Thank you to Peggy Hall for inspring us all!
$23.00 $29.00
Description: In response to not just the government of California, but of every state that is trying to destroy the economy and take away your livelihoods, I say to churches, synogogues, restaurants and other businesses #juststayopen just stay open. Thank you to Peggy Hall for inspring us all! Just Stay Open is in the colors of the American Flag.
Description: Great gift for mathematicians! “Mathematics is the language in which God has written the Universe.” ― Galileo Galilei
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Description: Timeless warning by one of the founding fathers: I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.~ James Madison
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Description: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. ~George Carlin
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Description: There is some controversy over who actually said it. Was it a Mark Twain quote? Was it a Benjamin Disraeli quote? It matters not, as it is a relevant pearl of wisdom that is a timely as it ever has been: "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies and statistics." Typography is yellow and red, arranged in the shape of the all seeing eye.
Description: Displaying a child behind bars, this shirt sarcastically says, "Making America Great Again."
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Description: In a 2008 open letter to the Obama campaign, Mike Montagne wrote, "The one thing that inevitably drives all prices upward is interest." He proved it forty years prior, using second grade math. So if you are wondering why the cost of food, fuel, housing, education and everything else is always going up, it's because interest multiplies debt.
Description: With the government preparing to make some UFO disclosures, it's a good time time recall George Carlin's famous quote: "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." Spiral text around a cartoon rendered Earth.
Description: Mark Twain (AKA Samuel Longhorn Clemens) famously wrote, "It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." It's as true now as it was when Twain wrote it in Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar. Illustrated with an artisitically rendered portrait of Mark Twain.
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Description: The perfect reference for rapidly eroding liberties under banking, as they use a "pandemic" for a pretext for further advancing the New World Order. This is a quote from the secret globalist organization in Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that seeks to dominate the world. This is their mantra to recruits: "YOUR COMPLIANCE WILL BE REWARDED." This Hydra quote has been translated into Spanish. The question is, will our compliance be rewarded?
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Description: In Revelation 13:17, it says these prophetic words, "And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name." The word "mask" is only one letter off from "mark." Golden yellow letters with red corrections. In the shape of the all seeing eye, or eye of protection.
Description: John Adams prophetically issued this warning: "There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution."
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Description: This quote is from president Donald Trump, defending his handling on the COVID-19 event. "I'll Be Right Eventually." Regardless of how you feel about President Trump, it's a hilarious quote which I think we can all relate to!
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Description: Here is a J.R.R. Tolkien quote that's as relevant today as it ever was, particularly during election season.
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Description: Kate Beckinsale quote to an Instagram troll criticizing here for dating younger men: "Every relationship I have had has been solely to annoy you."
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Description: Is your name Chuck? Do you have a favorite uncle? Then this favorite uncle t shirt syas it all: "Chuck's Favorite Uncle" Also available on other uncle gifts.
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Description: Ideal for a gift to the bald man with a good sense of humor, this funny t-shirt for bald men proudly proclaims, "God Gives Each MAn A Certain Amount Of Testosterone: If You Want To USe Yours To Grow Hair, That's Your Business" White lettering on black background: ideal for black t-shirt.
Description: Here are some funny gifts for those who love the New England accent and love the seafood dishes from Maine Massachusetts. People will laugh out loud at this New Englander funny accent quote! "Did You Say Chowdah?" is in white lettering on black background to stand out... Over 60 gift options, including: Did You Say Chowdah beach bags Did You Say Chowdah stickers Did You Say Chowdah t-shirts Did You Say Chowdah hoodies Did You Say Chowdah towels Did You Say Chowdah wall art Did You Say Chowdah phone cases Did You Say Chowdah buttons Did You Say Chowdah masks Did You Say Chowdah drawstring bags Did You Say Chowdah home decor Did You Say Chowdah housewarming gifts Did You Say Chowdah postcards Did You Say Chowdah...
Description: For adults only: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT is military army retired phonetic alphabet WTF, which means "What The F***" Large cartoon camouflage typography with capital letters proudly makes your statement. Military acronyms are not just for military and veterans. WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT has become a popular saying throughout the general population.
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Description: This FUNNY SOCIAL DISTANCING T-SHIRT, "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE," might be the perfect 2021 quarantine birthday gift idea for those who are trying hard to practice being 6 feet apart, and are part of the anti social distancing club. Also good to make social distancing statements on other apparel, phone cases and home decor.
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