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Funny Bacon Lover Quote – If By Crunches You Mean Bacon Card

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If by crunches you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes, I do crunches! This funny bacon lover design puts a hilarious twist on exercise humor for anyone who would rather eat crispy bacon than do another workout.Featuring bold, distressed white typography, this sarcastic food quote is perfect for bacon addicts, breakfast lovers, foodies, meat lovers, and fans of witty gym jokes. A fun birthday, Christmas, or Father’s Day gift for bacon-loving dads, husbands, BBQ enthusiasts, and anyone whose favorite crunch comes from breakfast!

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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