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Ask Me About My Geoduck Disguise Shorts

$30.08
  • Ask Me About My Geoduck Disguise by Designing Mench
  • Ask Me About My Geoduck Disguise by Designing Mench
  • Ask Me About My Geoduck Disguise by Designing Mench
Ask Me About My Geoduck Disguise by Designing Mench Ask Me About My Geoduck Disguise by Designing Mench Ask Me About My Geoduck Disguise by Designing Mench

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A cute variation on the trending "ask me about my duck disguise," this is an homage to pacific northwest foodies and says in bold white letters in a block format: ASK ME ABOUT MY GEODUCK DISGUISE. Pronounced "GOOey-duck."

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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A mensch is a person of integrity. I'm Chuck, raised on dictionaries, critical thinking, and questioning everything. I make bold typography for people who think for themselves: Faith, Liberty, Economics, History, and the occasional Dad Joke. 1562 designs and counting. Every piece designed in Miami, FL.
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