Patriotic Vegetarian Eat Vegetables That've Fallen In Battle Shorts

In the same funny ironic vein as "I Eat Meat But I Identify As A Vegan," this is inspired by a George Carlin quote, "Some people are patriotic vegetarians: They only eat vegetables that have fallen in battle." Perfect funny keto, funny carnivore or ketovore, or meat eater's gift! Red, white and blue typography with "vegetables" in green; big stenciled letters.

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