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Patriotic Vegetarian Eat Vegetables That've Fallen In Battle Socks

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In the same funny ironic vein as "I Eat Meat But I Identify As A Vegan," this is inspired by a George Carlin quote, "Some people are patriotic vegetarians: They only eat vegetables that have fallen in battle." Perfect funny keto, funny carnivore or ketovore, or meat eater's gift! Red, white and blue typography with "vegetables" in green; big stenciled letters.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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