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Groucho Marx Quote - I Wish To Be Cremated One Tenth Of My Ashes- Funny Actor Gift Card

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  • Groucho Marx Quote - I Wish To Be Cremated One Tenth Of My Ashes- Funny Actor Gift Stationery by Designing Mench
Groucho Marx Quote - I Wish To Be Cremated One Tenth Of My Ashes- Funny Actor Gift Stationery by Designing Mench
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Here is a funny quote from Groucho Marx: I WISH TO BE CREMATED. ONE TENTH OF MY ASHED SHALL BE GIVEN TO MY AGENT, AS WRITTEN IN OUR CONTRACT. Black text. Great gag gift for the actor in your family or circle of friends.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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A mensch is a person of integrity. Designing Mench creates bold typography and vintage-inspired art for independent thinkers. Explore designs rooted in Christian faith, Bible verses, Jewish and Hebrew culture, liberty, economics, American history, intelligent quotes, music, food humor, and the occasional dad joke. Original designs created in Miami, Florida.
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