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Funny Retirement Gift Card

$5
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Ready to turn heads and spark laughter? This eye-catching typography design is perfect for the unapologetically fun-loving parent or grandparent with a wicked sense of humor!Featuring the cheeky phrase "SPENDING MY KIDS INHERITANCE" in bold, playful typography, this funny retiree saying makes a statement without saying a word.The quirky, handwritten-style font adds a personal touch, while the vintage-inspired design gives it a cool, retro vibe that never goes out of style.The stark white lettering pops brilliantly against the dark background, ensuring your witty message won't be missed.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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