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I Trust Cows Over Chemists Butter Quote Card

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A funny food humor design featuring bold vintage typography with a rustic golden texture on a dark background. The phrase “As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows over chemists” gives it a playful farmhouse feel, blending dairy pride, kitchen humor, and old-school badge lettering. Perfect for fans of butter, cows, natural food jokes, country living, and witty culinary quotes.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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