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I Trust Cows Over Chemists Butter Quote Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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A funny food humor design featuring bold vintage typography with a rustic golden texture on a dark background. The phrase “As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows over chemists” gives it a playful farmhouse feel, blending dairy pride, kitchen humor, and old-school badge lettering. Perfect for fans of butter, cows, natural food jokes, country living, and witty culinary quotes.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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