Mark Twain Facts First Distort Them As You Please Funny Quote Card

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GET YOUR FACTS FIRST, THEN YOU CAN DISTORT THEM AS YOU PLEASE.The ultimate Mark Twain wisdom for the age of fake news, hot takes, and media spin. Perfect for journalists, writers, teachers, history buffs, librarians, and anyone with a sarcastic love for the truth.Mark Twain's brutal honesty never goes out of style. If you love literary quotes, classic American authors, and dark humor about the media — this is your shirt.Great gift for writers, editors, professors, students, and free thinkers.Design features high-impact vintage typography with distressed block letters for maximum readability on any dark shirt color.

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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Mark Twain Facts First Distort Them As You Please Funny Quote Card

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