Mark Twain Facts First Distort Them As You Please Funny Quote Long Sleeve T-Shirt

GET YOUR FACTS FIRST, THEN YOU CAN DISTORT THEM AS YOU PLEASE.The ultimate Mark Twain wisdom for the age of fake news, hot takes, and media spin. Perfect for journalists, writers, teachers, history buffs, librarians, and anyone with a sarcastic love for the truth.Mark Twain's brutal honesty never goes out of style. If you love literary quotes, classic American authors, and dark humor about the media — this is your shirt.Great gift for writers, editors, professors, students, and free thinkers.Design features high-impact vintage typography with distressed block letters for maximum readability on any dark shirt color.

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