Description: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. ~George Carlin
Description: There is some controversy over who actually said it. Was it a Mark Twain quote? Was it a Benjamin Disraeli quote? It matters not, as it is a relevant pearl of wisdom that is a timely as it ever has been: "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies and statistics." Typography is yellow and red, arranged in the shape of the all seeing eye.
Description: In a 2008 open letter to the Obama campaign, Mike Montagne wrote, "The one thing that inevitably drives all prices upward is interest." He proved it forty years prior, using second grade math. So if you are wondering why the cost of food, fuel, housing, education and everything else is always going up, it's because interest multiplies debt.
Description: With the government preparing to make some UFO disclosures, it's a good time time recall George Carlin's famous quote: "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." Spiral text around a cartoon rendered Earth.
Description: Mark Twain (AKA Samuel Longhorn Clemens) famously wrote, "It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." It's as true now as it was when Twain wrote it in Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar. Illustrated with an artisitically rendered portrait of Mark Twain.
Description: The perfect reference for rapidly eroding liberties under banking, as they use a "pandemic" for a pretext for further advancing the New World Order. This is a quote from the secret globalist organization in Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that seeks to dominate the world. This is their mantra to recruits: "YOUR COMPLIANCE WILL BE REWARDED." This Hydra quote has been translated into Spanish. The question is, will our compliance be rewarded?
Description: In Revelation 13:17, it says these prophetic words, "And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name." The word "mask" is only one letter off from "mark." Golden yellow letters with red corrections. In the shape of the all seeing eye, or eye of protection.
Description: John Adams prophetically issued this warning: "There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution."
Description: Ideal for a gift to the bald man with a good sense of humor, this funny t-shirt for bald men proudly proclaims, "God Gives Each MAn A Certain Amount Of Testosterone: If You Want To USe Yours To Grow Hair, That's Your Business" White lettering on black background: ideal for black t-shirt.
Description: Here are some funny gifts for those who love the New England accent and love the seafood dishes from Maine Massachusetts. People will laugh out loud at this New Englander funny accent quote! "Did You Say Chowdah?" is in white lettering on black background to stand out... Over 60 gift options, including: Did You Say Chowdah beach bags Did You Say Chowdah stickers Did You Say Chowdah t-shirts Did You Say Chowdah hoodies Did You Say Chowdah towels Did You Say Chowdah wall art Did You Say Chowdah phone cases Did You Say Chowdah buttons Did You Say Chowdah masks Did You Say Chowdah drawstring bags Did You Say Chowdah home decor Did You Say Chowdah housewarming gifts Did You Say Chowdah postcards Did You Say Chowdah...
Description: For adults only: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT is military army retired phonetic alphabet WTF, which means "What The F***" Large cartoon camouflage typography with capital letters proudly makes your statement. Military acronyms are not just for military and veterans. WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT has become a popular saying throughout the general population.
Description: This FUNNY SOCIAL DISTANCING T-SHIRT, "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE," might be the perfect 2021 quarantine birthday gift idea for those who are trying hard to practice being 6 feet apart, and are part of the anti social distancing club. Also good to make social distancing statements on other apparel, phone cases and home decor.
Description: In black Phaeton font over watercolor brush strokes, this floral themed scripture art is a Bible verse about Summer from Song of Songs 2:12 - "The flowers are springing up, the season of singing birds has come, and the cooing of turtledoves fills the air." New Living Translation.
Description: This is a watercolor floral themed uote from Oscar Wilde's short story, The Selfish Giant in a handwritten Phaeton font: "I have many beautiful flowers, but the children are the most beautiful flowers of all. Transparent text over pastel brush strokes.
Description: In black Harting font, this typewriter quote is a from a letter John Adams wrote to John Taylor on 12 March 1819: "The banks have done more injury to the religion, morality, tranquility, prosperity, and even wealth of the nation, than they ever have done or ever will do good." Great gift for history teacher or history buff.
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