Shorts

Description: William Wilberforce Quote "You May Choose To Look The Other Way But You Can Never Say Again That You Did Not Know." Timeless wisdom. White tet

Description: In the same funny ironic vein as "I Eat Meat But I Identify As A Vegan," this is inspired by a George Carlin quote, "Some people are patriotic vegetarians: They only eat vegetables that have fallen in battle." Perfect funny keto, funny carnivore or ketovore, or meat eater's gift! Red, white and blue typography with "vegetables" in green; big stenciled letters.

Description: This definition of misinformation is funny because it's true: If It Isn't Profitable for Pharmaceutical Corporations it must be misinformation. White text.

Description: This definition of misinformation is funny because it's true: If It Isn't Profitable for Pharmaceutical Corporations it must be misinformation. Black text

Description: This aquamarine blue aesthetic marble pattern makes a great gift for the lover of agate and marble designs. Looks great on bathroom decor and mugs!

Description: In black lettering, this is a quote by Aesop about government corruption: We Hang Petty Thieves and Appoint The Great Ones to Public Office

Description: In white lettering, this is a quote by Aesop about government corruption: We Hang Petty Thieves and Appoint The Great Ones to Public Office

Description: In white letters, this Thomas Paine quote says: A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody.

Description: A quote about censorship, in black letters: Censorship is the Tool Used When The Lie Loses It's Power

Description: A quote about censorship, in white letters: Censorship is the Tool Used When The Lie Loses It's Power

Description: Thomas Paine Quote He Who Dares Not Offend Cannot Be Honest, white text.

Description: Here's a quote from regenerative grass farmer Joel Salatin: BIOLOGY TRUMPS THE CHEMICALS EVERY DAY.

Description: Here's a quote from regenerative grass farmer Joel Salatin: BIOLOGY TRUMPS THE CHEMICALS EVERY DAY, white text.

Description: With a computer status bar, this funny fart joke shirt says; BEER FART LOADING

Description: Here is a funny quote from Groucho Marx: I WISH TO BE CREMATED. ONE TENTH OF MY ASHED SHALL BE GIVEN TO MY AGENT, AS WRITTEN IN OUR CONTRACT. Black text. Great gag gift for the actor in your family or circle of friends.

Description: Here is a funny quote from Groucho Marx: I WISH TO BE CREMATED. ONE TENTH OF MY ASHED SHALL BE GIVEN TO MY AGENT, AS WRITTEN IN OUR CONTRACT. White text. Great gag gift for the actor in your family or circle of friends.

Description: A funny gift for the carnivore in your family or circle of friends: BECOMING A VEGAN IS A HUGE MISSED STEAK. Black text.

Description: A funny gift for the carnivore in your family or circle of friends: BECOMING A VEGAN IS A HUGE MISSED STEAK. White text.

Description: In big white text, Broken Glass Font, this is a gift for those who can laugh at their own brokenness: I COME IN PIECES

Description: In big black text, Broken Glass Font, this is a gift for those who can laugh at their own brokenness: I COME IN PIECES

Description: With a Kandinsky style portrait of philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, this features this Nietzsche quote: NO ARTIST TOLERATES REALITY.

Description: This sepia toned portrait of Will Rogers feature one of his quotes about government: Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The Government We're Paying For.

Description: Here's the real cause of shortages. In black text, it says: THE PROBLEM IS NOT THAT THERE'S A LACK OF MONEY, FOOD, WATER OR LAND. THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE'VE GIVEN CONTROL OF THESE RESOURCES TO PSYCHOPATHS.

Description: Here's the real cause of shortages. In white text, it says: THE PROBLEM IS NOT THAT THERE'S A LACK OF MONEY, FOOD, WATER OR LAND. THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE'VE GIVEN CONTROL OF THESE RESOURCES TO PSYCHOPATHS.

Description: This Justice Hugo L. Black freedom of press quote shows that he asserted that the First Amendment was premised “on the assumption that the widest dissemination of information from diverse and antagonistic sources is essential to the welfare of the public, that a free press is a condition of a free society.” Here are those words in large pale pink letters. Great gift for law student or history student or teacher!

Description: This Justice Hugo L. Black freedom of press quote shows that he asserted that the First Amendment was premised “on the assumption that the widest dissemination of information from diverse and antagonistic sources is essential to the welfare of the public, that a free press is a condition of a free society.” Here are those words in large black letters. Great gift for law student or history student or teacher!

Description: Here is a lovely magenta aesthetic square pattern that is ideal for scarves and home decor, many shades of magenta are featured. Great gift for the lover of pink in your family or circle of friends.

Description: Here is a lovely Lapis Blue aesthetic square pattern featuring an eight pointed star or snowflake that is ideal for scarves and home decor, many shades of blue are featured. Great gift for the lover of blue in your family or circle of friends.

Description: Here is a vintage decorative tile featuring a huge yellow sunflower adorned with blue fire. Great sunflower gift.

Description: This white paisley print with a crimson aesthetic background feautures a four-petaled flower in the center and is inspired by the classic red bandana.

Description: Here is a lovely white aesthetic snowflake pattern featuring a crimson background that is ideal for scarves and home decor, crimson backdrop is featured. Great gift for the lover of red handkerchief or bandana in your family or circle of friends.

Description: Here is a lovely lapis blue aesthetic snowflake pattern featuring a white background that is ideal for scarves and home decor, white backdrop makes the blue boho pattern really pop. Great gift for the lover of blue and white in your family or circle of friends.

Description: This white paisley print with a lapis blue aesthetic background features a four-petaled flower in the center and is inspired by the classic blue paisley bandana.

Description: This lapis blue paisley print with a white aesthetic background features a four-petaled flower in the center and is inspired by the classic blue paisley bandana.

Description: This crimson paisley print with a white aesthetic background features a four-petaled flower in the center and is inspired by the classic red paisley bandana.

Description: Here is a lovely crimson aesthetic snowflake pattern featuring a white background that is ideal for scarves and home decor, white backdrop makes the red boho pattern really pop. Great gift for the lover of red and white in your family or circle of friends. Inspired by classic red bandana designs.